RECALL NOTICE The Maker of all human beings is recalling all unitsmanufactured, regardless of make or year, due to aserious defect in the primary and central componentof the heart. This is due to a malfunction in the original prototypeunits code named Adam and Eve, resulting in thereproduction of the same defect in all subsequentunits. This defect has been technically termed"Subsequential Internal Non-Morality," or morecommonly known as SIN, as it is primarily expressed. Some other symptoms include: 1. Loss of direction 2. Foul vocal emissions 3. Amnesia of origin 4. Lack of peace and joy 5. Selfish or violent behavior 6. Depression or confusion in the mental component 7. Fearfulness 8. Idolatry 9. Rebellion The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at faultfor this defect, is providing factory-authorized repairand service free of charge to correct this SIN defect.The Repair Technician, Jesus, has most generouslyoffered to bear the entire burden of the staggeringcost of these repairs. There is no additional feerequired. The number to call for repair in all areas isP-R-A-Y-E-R.Once connected, please upload your burden of SINthrough the REPENTANCE procedure. Next, download ATONEMENT from the RepairTechnician, Jesus, into the heart component. Nomatter how big or small the SIN defect is, Jesus willreplace it with: 1. Love 2. Joy 3. Peace 4. Patience 5. Kindness 6. Goodness 7. Faithfulness 8. Gentleness 9. Self control Please see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E.(Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth), forfurther details on the use of these fixes. WARNING: Continuing to operate the human beingunit without correction voids any manufacturerwarranties, exposing the unit to dangers andproblems too numerous to list and will result in thehuman unit being permanently impounded. DANGER: The human being units not responding tothis recall action will need to be scrapped in thefurnace. The SIN defect will not be permitted to enterHeaven so as to prevent contamination of that facility. Thank you for your attention! Sincerely,God P.S. Please assist where possible by notifying othersof this important recall notice, and you may contactthe Father any time by "knee-mail."