Monday, February 7, 2011


RECALL NOTICE The Maker of all human beings is recalling all units 
manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to a 
serious defect in the primary and central component 
of the heart. This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype 
units code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the 
reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent 
units. This defect has been technically termed 
"Subsequential Internal Non-Morality," or more 
commonly known as SIN, as it is primarily expressed. Some other symptoms include: 1. Loss of direction 2. Foul vocal emissions 3. Amnesia of origin 4. Lack of peace and joy 5. Selfish or violent behavior 6. Depression or confusion in the mental component 7. Fearfulness 8. Idolatry 9. Rebellion The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault 
for this defect, is providing factory-authorized repair 
and service free of charge to correct this SIN defect. 
The Repair Technician, Jesus, has most generously 
offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering 
cost of these repairs. There is no additional fee 
required. The number to call for repair in all areas is 
Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN 
through the REPENTANCE procedure. Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair 
Technician, Jesus, into the heart component. No 
matter how big or small the SIN defect is, Jesus will 
replace it with: 1. Love 2. Joy 3. Peace 4. Patience 5. Kindness 6. Goodness 7. Faithfulness 8. Gentleness 9. Self control Please see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E. 
(Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth), for 
further details on the use of these fixes. WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being 
unit without correction voids any manufacturer 
warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and 
problems too numerous to list and will result in the 
human unit being permanently impounded. DANGER: The human being units not responding to 
this recall action will need to be scrapped in the 
furnace. The SIN defect will not be permitted to enter 
Heaven so as to prevent contamination of that facility. Thank you for your attention! Sincerely,
God P.S. Please assist where possible by notifying others 
of this important recall notice, and you may contact 
the Father any time by "knee-mail."

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