Things that make you smile

Is my smeller working yet??

Come on, you've had it long enough. It's my turn now to chew on it for 10 minutes.

Now listen up. You are a scary dog. You're just not scary to me.

Are you gonna make my stuffy nose feel better?

That's the spot - it hurts right there. Is it my gall bladder or appendix?

What dog - there's no dog in my room dad, I know the rules.

Oh butterfly, you are so pretty. And the flowers smell good too.

What do you mean you got my nose? When will I get it back?