Friday, March 13, 2009

If you don't know GOD, don't make stupid remarks!!!!!!

A United States Marine was attending some college courses
between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and
Afghanistan . One of the courses had a professor who was an
avowed atheist and a member of the ACLU .

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in he
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform.
I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' The lecture room
fell silent. You could hear a pin drop.

Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed,
'Here I am God. I'm still waiting.' It got down
to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his
chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him,
knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold.

The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently.
The other students were shocked, stunned, and sat there
looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to,
noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, 'What
the heck is the matter with you? Why did you do that?'
The Marine calmly replied, 'God was too busy today
protecting American soldiers who are protecting your right
to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent

And all God's people said, -- AMEN

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